Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

Don’t Die Dateless, Dummy! is the tale of a college virgin who sets out to change his life and get a date. You must guide him through his first days of college in his quest for a lady, and failing to accomplish this before he’s 30 will result in a horrible fate. If he remains a virgin till 30, he will become a mighty, fireball slinging, wizard! Personally, I don’t think being a wizard would be the worst thing in the world but for this guy, it is. Fortunately, he happens to encounter two acceptable ladies while at school and you just have to help reel them in. Just make sure you say the right thing to these girls or it’s game over!