Alexey Feoktistov is plagued by strange dreams, but how to sleep, when cows vanish in the native village of Fomenko?!?! It is time for him to step up and choose between love and justice, fear and bravery, rosemary and fennel. The picturesque characters, created taking into account the real rural experience, both popular and not really memes, a plot delivering on the one hand and scolding to the depths of the soul on the another one, wide opportunities of choice and, of course, a scar from salt on the right ball of the main character. All this is in Dandelion Coffee's first novel Fomenko: Contention Udder.