Our Fantastic Wonderland

Join Ignatius the mild-mannered cleric on the adventure of a lifetime—to return the Jewel of Happiness to the Sacred Altar and restore happiness to the world! (Hey, it's as good a quest as any, right?) erm, axe-happy berserker! Will he and his newfound companions be able to complete their quest? Why does all of this seem suspiciously convenient?! Is any of this even real?!?!