Based Farttorney

You farded. That's it. That's the whole game. Protect yourself and your dignity, and don't get kicked out of the bar for unleashing one of the stankiest and wettest farts known to man. Lucky for you, you're an attorney, which means you're used to bullshitting your way out of things. And you're not just any attorney - you're the most BASED Attorney who's ever Attorney-ed. You're the man, the myth, the legend - Ron Ansar himself. So get out there and defend your honor! It's Attorney-ing time!