Thy Lyin' Eyes Be Damned!

I walk into the damn guild, broke as balls, starving like hell and banned from solo quests again. Big deal. Whatever. That’s not the point. The point is! Thought he was some stuck-up holy wall, but turns out he’s the only bastard in this place who patches me up without complaining. Much. We teamed up when I said 'no quests, no food.' Then some sugar-goblin noble kid shows up with a quest worth 100.000 Gold Arzettas, 'cause he accidentally fried his dad's dragon egg. WHO DOES THAT. So now we’re stuck together, kickin' bandits, fighting dragons, yelling a lot, maybe almost flirting with the healer sometimes—SHUT UP, FORGET I SAID THAT— Also did the healer just stole a glance at me. Weird. Oh boy. This quest better be worth the money.