Dear diary, I spent a night in jail. Yup, you got that right – JAIL ! Handcuffed, questioned, jailed and (eventually) bailed…
Why??? Oh please… It shouldn't be such a surprise after the summer I had… Between daddy running away with his personal assistant; Mom evading the social drama with her yoga trainer in Sicily, and me getting access to my trust fund as a bribe to shut my mouth and keep me busy…It was only bound to happen at one point! Don’t judge! What else was I supposed to do? Sex, drugs, and booze - the holy thrinity of bad decisions. So pick any one of the reasons above and picture my sexy, drunk and horny ass, at 3 a.m. in a questioning room... With a badass Officer and a she-male hooker, taking the "Bad cop / good cop" thing to a whole new level...
Would you believe me if I told you I had the best night of my life? Stick with me and I'll give you all the juicy details!
Xoxo, Hanna Miles
